First Impression: B.A.P's One Shot MV

They look so ugly in this picture. Each. And. Every. One. Of. Them. Especially alien Himchan. Scared
me.

The MV:


Oh. B.A.P’s got company on the boat. Are those the scandalous sluts? Where are the pitchforks now? Bikini wearing girls are near B.A.P. No reaction? I’m quite sure those are the same girls that caused an uproar. I must be mistaken.


What. How old is this child? Not old enough to be drinking wine. Let’s say it’s grape juice.


I don’t know anything about planes. Are there planes with wings such as that? I think there are. Not sure. Either way, I thought the wing was bent. “Safety First”? I didn’t think so.


Oh, Yongguk. Your hair. That’s not appealing in the slightest. I honestly had no clue he said Martin Luther King. I really thought he said something about being neutered. Sorry.


Hello, there. I approve greatly. Very necessary. The way Himchan’s arms are position slightly ruins it.


What are they doing to this baby. Excuse me sir, would you mind getting your hand and knife away from him before I take the knife and stab you with him? Much appreciated.


Baby. Baby, stay a baby. Don’t do stuff like this now. I liked it too much.


That’s right. My babies are going to rescue Youngjae. Back off. Die.


What the hell. Did they just shoot him in the back after they let him go? The hell. NO. Daehyun and Zelo’s reactions are so bad it’s hilarious. You cute little things, don’t ever act.


What. What’s going on? Why is everyone dying? Stop. Stop dying. My babies. MY BABY DAEHYUN. Heart shattered.


Police? Youngjae, you bastard. I thought they were showing us a second happily-ever-after ending. Betrayer. What the hell, bastard.

Overall: The MV was interesting. I don’t think much about MVs so an “interesting” is a decent compliment. The ending. Oh, the ending. B.A.P loses no matter the ending. Poor babies. It might have seemed like I hate Himchan, but I don’t. The music. Finally, no more Crash or Stop It type songs. This is more like B.A.P. I don’t need songs like that from them. I’m relieved they’re truly back.



-Cassis-

KPOP Scandal: B.A.P's Picture

I heard the “scandal” through a friend. “Scandal”. People must be so bored.



Oh no! Manwhores! Sluts!

Are these the same people who would throw condoms and undergarments at concerts? The same people who would push and kill to get close to their biases at meet-and-greets? The same people who talk about their bodies being ready and their ovaries exploding?

My eyes. They burn. Girls wearing bikinis. Sluts. Have some decency. A picture of guys and girls? The horror. Such a bad example Himchan, Yongguk, and Daehyun is to Zelo. Standing next to girls, tsk tsk.

Remember fellow fans, always dress as if you’re going skiing when meeting B.A.P and stand at least 50 feet away for pictures.

Honestly, I didn’t notice the girls first. I saw Himchan and was scared. Who the hell is that. Then I noticed the girls. Then I realized how ridiculously stupid hardcore fans are.

-Cassis-

*Invades Cass’ post* LMAO. THAT’S THE SCANDAL???!!! I wonder what the reaction would be if those two girls were two topless guys.

-Yuanie-

First Impression: B.A.P's "Rain Sound" MV

My babies are back! Again. For the millionth time in a year. I blink and they’re back. Not complaining at all.

MV:


Green rain. Green snow. Green dust. Acid rain. Pollution.


That is butt load of eyeliner. Is it because you’re looking down? You can almost compete with GaIn from Brown Eyed Girls.


Hello there, bias. You look smexy. Yes. Look at you glaring. I need to love you.


What are you wearing? Big body, small tiny arms. More like round body. What is that? Why are you wearing that? No.


Baby, are you sure you’re old enough to be wearing that shirt? Korea is butt sensitive about minors and ‘inappropriate’ material. I know your face looks 30, but I don’t think you’re old enough for that shirt.


He always does the masculine scenes. Look at his skinny small arms holding up that chair. Seriously, that cupcake frosting jacket is horrible.


I always wonder what it must have looked like shooting a hand doing something. The person could be wearing a clown mask, but it wouldn’t matter. It’s just the hand that’s going to be shot. I would love to do this to a few people with their heads.


I’m sorry, baby. Really I am. But you look hideous. Scary. Frightening. A little ugly baby monster.


Hand. Chest. Boob. He knows where to touch. I thought it was a female mannequin at first.


It looks like an ammo belt around his neck. To shoot the ovaries of all fan girls? Go right ahead.


I’m shot and possibly dying, but I’m going to continue staring and posing at the camera. Who. Is. Shooting. My. Babies. Let me at ‘em. Die.

Overall: I loved the music more than the MV. The MV made me laugh. Every second. The boys looked very smexy. I was told to “look out” for their acting as they’re acting out sadness and pain for the first time. Okay. Good try. Hate the MV. It was incredibly boring. Hate their acting. Hate everything except them and the song. I’m glad they’ve stopped with their cute bubbly songs. The MV was only worth it because of B.A.P.



-Cassis-