How to eat chocolate

-Cassis-

 
 
 
 

This song is stuck in my head. This performance is stuck on replay.

Help.

-Cassis-

McDonald's meal with Rice

._. I have never ever thought of cooking a Big Mac with rice, or anything else the guy put in his rice cooker. It looks disgusting but then there’s that little voice inside my head: you know u want to try it…just a little. Also, why coke? WHY.
Spoiler pic.


Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7iZpWCbPw

-Yuanie-

Scrolling through fb and saw this. Three things.
1. wth did they do to Hyunseung’s hair.
2. ….why did I ever like HyunA?
3. Her boobs look photoshopped.

-Yuanie-

I honestly thought Ga-In was part of SHINee for a very long brief second while watching SHINee’s Mcountdown performance.

-Cassis-

My fellow blogger Cassis showed me this and I was laughing for five minutes. Point of the game is to not laugh, if anyone laughs they get a nice big hit on the butt. Enjoy.

Her legs are absolutely disgusting. That is not attractive or appealing in the slightest. Gross.

Never in my life do I want those legs. My friends would shoot me first because that is too sexy for them to handle. Sarcasm.

She’s paying too much attention to the legs that brought her fame. Who was she before people started to notice that she had long legs so looked the best in jeans? An invisible member in the back.
Girl, the skinner, bonier, less meaty legs you have does not increase your popularity - stop trying.

Chopstick legs.


I see no difference.

-Cassis-

I think it’s a kpop thing, we just love to see male idols cross dress and look like drag queens. What’s sad is N is prettier than most female idols out there.

-Yuanie-

Because allkpop fantastically translated the pun horribly. Essentially killing everything funny and worth their reader’s time.

The first half as translated by allkpop is correct.
Heechul: Indonesia? It’s 4 o’clock in India? [‘It’s 4 o’clock in India’ (indo nesia) is written the same as ‘Indonesia’. ‘Indo’ is “India’, ‘ne’ is 4, ‘sia’ is ‘o’clock’.]
Taeyeon: No, It’s 10 o’clock. [It’s 10 o’clock (yeolsia). 'Yeol' is 10, 'sia' is 'o'clock']
Heechul: You’re not following my rhyme. [As translated by allkpop.]
Taeyeon: Rhyme is lemon lime. [The Korean spelling for ‘rhyme’ and ‘lime’ is the same: 라임]
Heechul: Please is by Lee Sora-ime [As transated by allkpop. Heechul is just trying to continue with the ‘lime’ ‘rhyme’ pun. The ‘ra’ in ‘Sora’ is also spelled with the first letter of the word for ‘rhyme’ and ‘lime’: 라 and he added ‘임’ to her name to basically make it Lee Solime/Sorhyme.

-Cassis-

Koda Kumi

I didn’t know about Koda Kumi until my fellow blogger Cassis told me aobut her. I think that day I was saying how sexy Ga-In looked here, and I was like fangirling/crushing over her. Then she told me how one of the first woman she thought was really sexy is Koda Kumi, because she watched her mv “Hot Stuff”.
I checked it out, and you should too. Click here.
Most people are into kpop nowadays and it was cool to listen to old jpop songs. The mv wasn’t boring even though I am used to elaborate and crazy kpop mvs. I prefer kpop over jpop but I don’t feel like posting kpop stuff today so I’m writing aobut Koda Kumi xD. It’s weird how she’s married with a kid or kids and I barely found out about her -_-. Well better than never. Her style is definitely sexy, to the point where it’s almost uncomfortable for me to watch LOL.



So I googled her and she is such a cool lady, her latest song is “Touch Down”. I watched it the mv and she was all swag lol. I didn’t like the song that much though :/


This is just a very awesome picture I found of her. I love the different shades of red and how artistic it looks .
Random post of jpop artist is now over.

-Yuanie-

Sunmi and Seungri Comebacks

Sunmi- 24 Hours.


I didn’t know what to expect out of her comeback. I mean I liked Wonder Girls but she wasn’t my favorite member. I finally decided to watch her mv and listen to her song even though it’s been out for quite a few days already. And……I really like it! The concept was sexy (big surprise in kpop nowadays), but it wasn’t slutty. In fact it was nicely done compared to many other sexy concepts I have seen lately. I don’t like her hair that much, but she pulls it off well because I still find her pretty xD. So good job to Sunmi.

Seungri- Gotta Talk to U



I watched his teaser, and I was like…..it’s all about sex. Ugh. Then he released his song and I listened to it. It was okay. I watched the mv as well and to my surprise it wasn’t 19+ LOL. Do I like his comeback? Meh. I still prefer “What Can I Do” over his new song. Not a baaad comeback but I’m not crazy about it. The song itself just didn’t click with me, I listened to it about two times and that was it.
In my opinion Sunmi > Seungri.

-Yuanie-

WA$$UP

Twerking is unappealing even with butts but if you’re going to promote yourself with twerking at least have a booty.

Teaching people how to twerk when you can hardly twerk yourself and have no butt to cushion the fail?



-Cassis-

I THINK I HAVE A GIRL CRUSH ON HER. TOO SEXY.
My heart just skipped a beat.

-Yuanie-

Allow this master of 40 years of noodle experience teach you the correct way to eat ramen.

-Cassis-

First Impression: f(x)'s Rum Pum Pum Pum MV

 Krystal’s hair color scared me. I don’t like that hair color at all. It must look so weird when it’s not perfectly styled for cameras. Yuanie says she looks like a sea monster.


 I know people look the worst when you pause a video, but I accidentally paused it here and this is what I got. Sorry Sulli and Victoria.


Whoa. Luna looks really different with black hair. I know she had black hair when they debuted, but now it looks weird. Can’t say I really like it.


I thought SM said Amber was going to grow out her hair and show a more feminine side of herself. I must be mistaken.


I don’t know if it’s because of her eye make up, if she can’t wink or some combination of both, but she shouldn’t have winked.


I’ll admit though - she looked pretty in this MV.


I saw a gif of this part before I watched the MV and I thought it was Yoona from SNSD. The only reason I knew it was Krystal was because of her troll doll hair. I’ve always found it amusing how people say Krystal looks like Yoona and yet Sulli is the visual.


The other girls’ scenes with the flower was normal, but Luna, girl, you’re trying too hard. That’s a toned-down-gotta-look-pretty-for-the-MV variety program reaction.

Overall: Nothing memorable about the MV. Their hair changed. That’s about it. They’re still the same f(x) as before. Interesting clothes fitting for the female SHINee and and platform shoes. The song might be stuck in my head in the future seeing how it’s SM Entertainment.



-Cassis-

 

Inside joke for kpop people. (This picture does not belong to me, credit goes to the genius who came up with it).

-Yuanie-
 

 

Kpop Songs Stuck in My Head

We all know how horrible it is when a particular song is stuck in your head and you end up replaying it nonstop and singing along. Well, for these past few days not one, but MANY songs are stuck in my head and take their turns “bothering" me.

First song is Falling in Love by 2NE1



Throughout the day I’m just humming and Park Bom’s voice is in my head along with CL’s “Johnny Depp". Touch me over here, touch me touch me over there, touch, touch, touch, touch, yeah yeah.

Then when Falling in Love stops playing Smoky Girl starts -__-


It’s weird cuz I only heard the song twice before it randomly started playing in my head when I was at the grocery store LOL. Smoky girl smoky girl smoky girl smoky girl.  (Btw I hate that pic, they look creepy)

As if two songs aren’t bad enough my mind plays more. Really keeps me entertained during the day LOL. Girl’s Day’s Female President.


Honestly I didn’t like the song at first. But as most kpop songs find their way into your head this one did too. Come on Come on ooo. Come on Come on ooo.

Last but not least is an “old" kpop song. Infinite’s Come Back Again.


I was just coming out of SAT prep when I started singing this song. It’s been two weeks. I sing this song almost everyday /facepalm. I believe it was their debut song, look how cute they are in their suits. Dashi dorawa, dorawa, dorawa, dashi dorawa, dorawa, dorawa.

Going to listen to these songs now. For the hundredth time.

-Yuanie-

Someone tell me what the hell is so wrong about CL’s outfit.

Let it go.

-Cassis-